Ghetto-Rita

I just invented the a cheap, delcious and effective Margarita.
It goes a lil somthin like this:

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-Pour 3/4 of a glass of the Tampico (which is on sale @ safeway *2 for $3*)
-Add 2 cap fulls(the thing on top of the bottle of Suaza) of Hornitos to the glass.
-Stir and sip

//I also reccommend eating with your Ghetto-Rita

This world is hopeless, but I love it anyways.

My sophmore year english teacher just found me on myspace ...
And the first thing he did, was send me an assignment that I wrote for his class, back in 2002.
It goes a lil' somthin' liek this:

People Watching: Not Just Voyeurism
By A. Walker, 5/19/02

I was exhausted from walking around all day. In spite of the fact that my last name is "Walker", I was dead tired. It was a Saturday; I woke up at 7 that morning. I usually wake up around noon on Saturdays. I had to wake up; it was the second day of the Ohlone Drama competitions, which meant I would find out if I made finals that afternoon. Eventually, I found out that I didn't make finals. By that time, I was very hot and bothered. I found a nice bench to sit at on top of a hill. I began to zone out, and just people watch.

I squatted on that bench, sighing in relief. I gently blinked my eyes. Then my mind just cleared. I let my eyes focus on the people strolling by in front of me. My attention wandered to the boys playing catch in the lawn area. I was overwhelmed with an omniscient feeling. My mind was slipping into another world. I began to see things quite differently.

Sitting on that bench, I was elevated about one hundred feet from the world. People looked like ants milling around. The sight was almost humorous. It was if I was peering down from the heavens, and watching the world evolve. Time melted away like the wax of a candle after the wick burnt its way down. I had tunnel vision. I forgot about everything. The light became brighter, and everything else faded. The people hypnotized me.

I fell into a new realization. I saw that everything that we do can just go unnoticed for all eternity. Unless we gather as one, we won't be recognized. Sure, I noticed individuals. They were seen but not recognized. If I saw that person again, I wouldn't remember them, unless they did and had something that set them apart from everyone else. That thought triggered something else in my mind.

I had a mysterious revelation. I've heard before from others, but it has never sunk in until that moment. High school is a time when everyone tries to figure out who they are. During this phase, you notice what people will be like the rest of their life. People's true character shines the brightest during this epoch of life. However, there are some people that never develop any character, and remain childish throughout life. My mind boggled these awkward thoughts like a drunken ambles through an alley.

After I finished dwelling on those thoughts, I became aware of myself. My routine, does it appear just to be milling around. I noticed my beaten paths. I began to question myself. "What do I do that sets me apart from everyone else?" More questions popped up in my head, until it was clouded and I couldn't think straight. I was confused and scared, then, BOOM!

It all went away, I saw things peripherally again. I heard my girlfriend talking to me, and I responded with a, "huh? What's up?" I didn't mention anything of my day dreaming. I kept it to myself. My little gift. Every so often it comes back to me. I get my sight back. I see this "sight", as a kick back into reality. It shows me what is really going wrong.

Life is simple. We get so caught up in our personal worlds that we lose track of where we are. Our habitat closes our mind. It is only when we look down at our habitat that we can realize what's going on. One can understand himself and the world just by people watching.


can you dig it?
i can.
hollar.

The Internet is a Series of TUBES!

Blatenly so.

21-ness

That's right, I Turned 21 on Monday.
The Niner's Won on Sunday.
I had an awesome birthday party on Saturday.
And, I got hyphy at the double kegger on Friday.

So, after a gnarly ass weekend, you might ask... "but Allen, what did you do on Monday, the day of tyour 21st birthday?"
I went for an epic skate down to the beach. (I recommend starting at 19th and Ulloa, and weaving your way down.... after switching ipods with your buddy, and smoking a bowl) *long suggestion huh?*

My cutty ass cousins are crusing down from Reno this weekend, and we're gonna do the dummy retared and ride the yellow bus (I'll be sure to take pictures.)

Can you dig it?
I can.
But you know what I can't dig?

... Last night I went to buy beer for my first time (legally), and the mofo's didn't even card me.
Fuck you murphy's law.

//Yadada

I'm 21 today.

And I'm just gettign warmed up.
I hope you're ready for me world.

Yay AREA!

An awesome Bay Area rap video blog post, style-e fo sho.

Fuckin' Niner's...

The Niner's gave a valiant effort today against the Cardinals. However, it just wasn't valiant enough. Our boys kept their heads in the game, but after a few key injuries, we lost our mojo. Despite the loss, we did put up some awesome #'s...



Alex Smith threw for 288 yards and 1 touchdown (w/no picks!)


Frank Gore rushed for 87 yards and 2 touchdowns.



Antonio Bryant had 4 receptions for 114 yards.



It's a bummer the Niner's lost, however I did get a lot of work done (here in Fremont) for my 21st birthday party next weekend...
Yadadaholla

We miss you Steve Irwin.

The world has lost a great man today. A naturalist, a father, a husband, and an icon...
Steve Irwin (The Croc Hunter) died today after a stingray struck him in the chest.



please click the photo for a Croc Hunter video.